Old Dudes...

At every cafe I have ever worked at, there's always been some crazy, obnoxious old dude that everyone thinks is really weird that I absolutely love.
In today's case the man's name is George, and our conversation today went like this:

George: (holding 2 pairs of pants that he brought in with him)
Me: What? Did you steal some hobos pants?
George: No, I got these for 99 cents at Value Village! (looking amazed, shows me the tag)
Me: Oh yea, Sale day?
George: Yeah, I got this shirt for 99 cents, this tie, these pants (pointing at stuff he was wearing), these shoes, underwear, everything.
Me: Ew you bought underwear at Value Village?
George: (looking at me like I'm crazy) Yeah!??
Me: Did you bleach them?
George: You don't BLEACH underwear...
Me: You do if you bought it at Value Village!

and then he comes up with this crazy idea that I'm going to be his website designer and we're going to buy clothes for 99 cents at Value Village and then re-sell them online for 10 bucks.

Hey. At least it kept me entertained for a good 30 minutes!